Post by Kiexron on Nov 6, 2010 15:42:50 GMT -5
This is one of the funniest poems I've written and I've written close to about 400.
I knew a little boy once whose name was Kenny
He was always so happy as long as he had his lucky penny
And with his lucky penny, Kenny spent his quality time
Oh yes, Kenny wouldn't even trade it for my dime
But one day as Kenny had his lucky penny with him
He decided to have a little taste of it and then his eyes grew dim
He started coughing ang gagging he didn't have control
Oh no! Who will help save Kenny's poor soul?
Then...gulp! Can you guess what happened to Kenny?
You got it! He swallowed his lucky penny
I then quickly asked, "Are you ok? Do you need to throw up?"
But I was talking to air because Kenny was already to the bathroom choking, "Shut up!"
It was in no time that I heard a barf out of Kenny in the toilet water
Poor Kenny, his lucky penny he accidently had to slaughter
When he reappeared I asked, "Did it come out?"
He just stared at me with his eyes so red and said, "No, but I won't pout."
"Why," I asked confused. "You're one and only penny took a death fall!"
He then answered with a mischievous grin, "No, turns out I never had a lucky penny after all."
Kenny then hurries off to class
Somehow knowing the relationship wasn't going to last
But to myseelf, I can't help but ask
Did that once "lucky" penny
Ever pass through and come out of Kenny?
And I don't mean to be rude, I will try and say this kind
That Kenny should've taken the dime
I knew a little boy once whose name was Kenny
He was always so happy as long as he had his lucky penny
And with his lucky penny, Kenny spent his quality time
Oh yes, Kenny wouldn't even trade it for my dime
But one day as Kenny had his lucky penny with him
He decided to have a little taste of it and then his eyes grew dim
He started coughing ang gagging he didn't have control
Oh no! Who will help save Kenny's poor soul?
Then...gulp! Can you guess what happened to Kenny?
You got it! He swallowed his lucky penny
I then quickly asked, "Are you ok? Do you need to throw up?"
But I was talking to air because Kenny was already to the bathroom choking, "Shut up!"
It was in no time that I heard a barf out of Kenny in the toilet water
Poor Kenny, his lucky penny he accidently had to slaughter
When he reappeared I asked, "Did it come out?"
He just stared at me with his eyes so red and said, "No, but I won't pout."
"Why," I asked confused. "You're one and only penny took a death fall!"
He then answered with a mischievous grin, "No, turns out I never had a lucky penny after all."
Kenny then hurries off to class
Somehow knowing the relationship wasn't going to last
But to myseelf, I can't help but ask
Did that once "lucky" penny
Ever pass through and come out of Kenny?
And I don't mean to be rude, I will try and say this kind
That Kenny should've taken the dime